The Policy
Returns & Exchanges
No BS. Just Fair.
The TL;DR
Ordered the wrong size? We'll swap it. Got a defective shirt? We'll replace it. Changed your mind? Sorry, no can do.
Size Exchanges
Look, we get it. Sometimes Medium fits like a tent and sometimes it fits like a sausage casing. If you need a different size, hit us up within 14 days of getting your order.
- Shirt has to be unworn (trying it on doesn't count as worn, obviously)
- Tags still attached
- Not covered in cat hair, Cheeto dust, or whatever that is
- You pay shipping to send it back, we pay shipping on the new size
Pro tip: Check our size guide before ordering. It exists for a reason.
Defects & Damage
If your shirt shows up with a hole, a messed up print, or looking like it went through a garbage disposal—that's on us. We'll make it right.
- Email us photos within 7 days of delivery
- We'll ship a replacement for free
- Keep the defective one. Make it a cleaning rag. We don't want it back.
What We Don't Do
Straight up honesty time:
- No refunds because you changed your mind
- No returns on worn items (we can tell)
- No exchanges after 14 days
- No returns on sale items — you knew the risk
Every shirt is made to order. When you buy it, we print it. Can't exactly resell a shirt with your size and color combo.
How to Start a Return
Don't just ship stuff back and hope for the best. Email us first:
Include your order number and what's going on. We'll get back to you within 48 hours (usually faster, but we're not Amazon over here).